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The Rock Rotary Club of Round Rock, Texas April 12, 2006 |
The Four-Way Test Of the things we think, say or do:
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Upcoming Events |
| April 22/23 Relay for Life -- Dell Diamond |
Time is growing short for us to sign up to participate in the Relay For life.
Did you really listen to Sid’s message to us at last Thursday’s
meeting?? This is a very important project and You can help to save a lot
of lives by signing up to WALK, donating , or whatever other job Sid might
need you to help with? Pres. Lori says that if you could come up with about
$20 if you can't walk , it will help the Walkers.
Next week Fred Daler will bring to our meeting Trudy Marshall who will speak
to us on "Libraries of Love"
Last Week Fred introduced to us Mr. J. Milner , who gave us a very interesting
talk on "Mediation and Family Law". His main thrust was on family
disputes and how to come to terms agreeable to both sides. He gave us three
ways to solve our problems: Mediation, Arbitration and finally the Courts.
He compared the three methods in terms of time involved, cost , and results.
There will be a Board Meeting Wednesday morning , April 12, 7:30 am at the
Library. Every Rotarian is invited and encouraged to attend.
Does anyone remember who was President of our Rotary Club during the 1999
to 2000 year. Let me know if you can help me out here. That was the year after
Barbara Warden and before Dale Riklefs presidencies?
NOTICE: On May 18, our meeting will be held at the Forest Creek Golf course – it will be combination Golf Social and official meeting. Golfers can divvy up $39 bucks to play and Lunch will be served from 12:00 till 1:00 pm for $10. The Golf Tournament starts at 1:00 pm

One day when Dr. Fitzpatrick was doing
his residency at a local Hospital a man came into the ER and yelled---"My
wifes going to have her baby in the Cab" ------Dr. Fitxpatrick immediately
grabbed his stuff------rushed out to the cab----- lifted the lady’s dress
and began to take off her underwear----------Suddenly, he noticed there were
several cabs----GUESS WHAT??????/--- He was in the wrong cab!!!!!!!!
Here are some excerpts from Student Science Exam papers:
Charles Darwin was a nataralist who wrote the organ of the Species.
The Theory of Evolution was greatly objected to because it made man think---
Three kinds of blood vessels are --- arteries, vanes and caterpillars .
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